These are all actual T-shirts.
Enjoy!
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I wish I was as fat
as I was the first time
I thought I was fat.
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Hey, train wreck,
this isn't your station!
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Being an adult
is the dumbest thing
I have ever done.
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I don't repeat gossip,
so listen carefully.
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"I saw that."
--Santa Claus
That could also read:
"I saw that."
--God
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When's the right time
to tell your dog
they're adopted.
I wonder if our pets struggle to decide
when to tell us we're adopted.
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So far this is
the oldest
I've ever been.
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That's a terrible idea!
What time?
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Sometimes I wrestle
with my demons.
Sometimes we
just snuggle.
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Sarcasm:
It's how I hug.
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I'm not someone
you should put
on speakerphone.
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Judge me when
you are perfect.
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On the other hand,
you have different fingers.
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If you met my family,
you'd understand.
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And finally, this,
just in time for Thanksgiving.
Clearly this is not
the grownup table.
That one I plan to use on Thursday.
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Have a gratitude-filled Thanksgiving!
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