As always, these are actual T-shirts:
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For the cat lover:
She believed she could,
but the cat was
asleep on her lap,
so she didn't.
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For the dog lover:
All dogs are
therapy dogs.
Most are just freelancing.
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I don't think
my inner child
is ever moving out.
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Carry a book
and you'll always
have company...
and a weapon.
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Keep talking.
I'm diagnosing you.
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This one is so sadly true:
My mind
still thinks I'm 29.
My sense of humor
thinks I'm 12.
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For our friend Ron:
Just because
I'm awake
doesn't mean
I'm ready
to do things.
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Ever notice how many
towns are named after
their water towers?
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SCHADENFREUDE:
That feeling you get when you
ask some to spell schadenfreude.
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90 percent of
being married
is yelling
'What?'
from other rooms.
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"Ehh, that's
good enough."
--Mediocretes
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The three hardest
things to say:
1. I was wrong.
2. I need help.
3. Worcestershire Sauce
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A real smart TV
would increase
the volume
when you start
eating chips.
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And my absolute favorite:
The past tense of
William Shakespeare
would be
Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
That's genius.
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Enjoy you day!
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